6969
A pair of young men named Danny and Brian were sad because they were in cells, so they got together and built a time machine space ship to go to the sexiest year of Earth: 6969.
When they got there, they were surprised to find the Earth modern and neon but at the same time dark and gloomy. “Wait this place isn’t sexy at all, and this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed” said Brian “Everyone here just wears full length pants and un fitting turtlenecks, men and women wave to each other from a respectable distance. Without the thill of boning what is life?” Danny said. “We must speak to the council of elders now”
When they got to the council Danny said first “I know it’s most unusual to come before you so, but the planet Earth sucks balls now that no one’s allowed to have bonds. We’ve come from the past to introduce you to how to create true ties” but he got interrupted by the main elder “wait you’re Ninja Sexy Partisans, so you will ruin our plans.
Guards!SOUND THE ALARMS!”
Danny and Brian ran back to the time machine space ship and started to fly away whilst shouting “f... that stupid we’ll make it right, get ready for a sexy fight and a revolution shall ignite tonight.”
When they escaped they made a plan to end their regime by starting a
revolution of personal contact. They started their plan by getting a woman to be with Danny and broadcast it to the world to invite a revolution. But instead it started a worldwide humanized contact.
After the plan was done, Danny and Brian went to see the elders and asked them to end their regime. Danny asked “Oh, hey elders, how’s it going?” “You two are dead!!!”
So much for that, it’s time to run away from their death army which is starting to advance. We can't die, we’re way too young and there are so many mad girls to know. But now we’re cornered with our back against the wall.
Will they escape from this issue? What do you think?
By Carlos Otero, Step 11
