Blip, Blap & Earth

Once upon a time, there were two aliens named Blip and Blap. These two guys were best friends, they liked to hang out a lot. They went to Mars, Jupiter and even Pluto together. These two had visited a huge part of the galaxy, their favorite place to party was Saturn because this planet threw big parties, that for them were really private because on planets like Venus or Mercury, that threw small parties, everyone was watching one anther, so everybody knew what you were doing, but in big parties everyone minded their own business that’s why Blip and Blad loved them.

One day, Blad woke up with a hungover and bored, so he told Blad that he was tired of Saturn, that he wanted to search for other horizonts,to which Blip suggested that they should go to Earth. Blap wasn't enthusiastic about this idea, humans freaked him out, they were a little too weird with their small heads, and big guns, but Blip ended up convincing Blad. 

They spent the whole day planning the trip and at night they took off. “Earth ready or not here we go''- screamed Blip. He was excited, while Blap was a bit scared, but optimistic. These guys landed on US grounds and they decided to go to a club that was supposed to be the best in one of its town.

When they got in, things seemed pretty cool, since the DJ was playing the weekend, which is their jam up there in space. But in the middle of the night things went south, a group of messy humans got in and they started a fight, not to mention that Blap was upset because the Dj played Justin Bieber for an hour straight, they like JB just that an hour of just his music isn't dope from people on Earth.

Back to the fight a guy ended up hitting Blip, who had nothing to do with them. They left disgusted and angry, they swore never to go back to Earth, they had pretty ships but not tasty drinks, and those messy humans that are crazy with their ripped jeans and weird old phones, like iPhone? That's the way it is in 2014. Anyways, Blip and Blap went home and said that for them to return to Earth it had to be a very cold day on Saturn. 

 Dina Reyes, Step 11