Friday, September 3, 2021

Not Even Alex Is My Friend

 You know what I heard about Alex?

Alex likes lizards

Scaly, rough, flaky ugly lizards

That's why I'm not friends with him 


Alex is really good at the guitar

I heard him playing my favorite rock song

Every time he played the chorus, my legs started dancing

But he likes lizards

That's why I'm not friends with him 


One time, I hurt my leg while playing basketball

Alex helped me and took me to the nurse

I tried not to let him touch me

He likes lizards, his hands must be scaly too

That's why I'm not friends with him 


Alex is really popular

He is always surrounded by people

He probably talk about lizards

As if they also liked lizards

That's why I don't have any friends 


It doesn't matter if he likes other stuff

It doesn't matter if he is kind with me

It doesn't matter if it doesn't hurt anybody 


It's disgusting 

He is disgusting

Life would be better without lizard lovers 


And I will tell everybody about it, because Alex and I are not friends


By David Artuz O., Step 10 Blue