You know what I heard about Alex?
Alex likes lizards
Scaly, rough, flaky ugly lizards
That's why I'm not friends with him
Alex is really good at the guitar
I heard him playing my favorite rock song
Every time he played the chorus, my legs started dancing
But he likes lizards
That's why I'm not friends with him
One time, I hurt my leg while playing basketball
Alex helped me and took me to the nurse
I tried not to let him touch me
He likes lizards, his hands must be scaly too
That's why I'm not friends with him
Alex is really popular
He is always surrounded by people
He probably talk about lizards
As if they also liked lizards
That's why I don't have any friends
It doesn't matter if he likes other stuff
It doesn't matter if he is kind with me
It doesn't matter if it doesn't hurt anybody
It's disgusting
He is disgusting
Life would be better without lizard lovers
And I will tell everybody about it, because Alex and I are not friends
